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The Taipei Zoo and What Not

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

The Ranting Jamaican is now pissed that there are no Red Vines AND no Good & Plenty or any other kind of black licorice on this island called Taiwan (formerly Formosa). But You know what? I just spent $30 bucks for three one pound bags of Red Vines so in 10-14 business days I will have an ample supply which will probably last about a week. I am SO EXCITED for the terminator movie and I will be chomping down on these Red Vines while I watch it, if they ever get here. Anyways that is unimportant! The subject at hand is the Taipei Zoo!

Oh my lord the Taipei Zoo was amazing they had all kinds of monkeys, chimpanzees, flamingos, Lions, Tigers, Ligers (haha just kidding no Ligers), Emus, Arowanas (That’s A fish), Owls, Zebras, and random other animals. The one animal I left out was the GORILLAs!!!!! they deserve separate mention because they are friggin amazing and I want to be the 800lb Gorilla in the room when I grow up!

Anyways the animals were great and majestic and whatever but the best part of this zoo is what is the best part of Taiwan in general. When you go to the zoo everything is interspersed with the Taiwanese Jungle. It’s not like the LA zoo where it looks all fake and crappy and there are a bunch of freeways and smog all around it. You actually feel like you are in the jungle as the picture below illustrates.

This Orangutan looks like he is in the jungle but he isnt!

Taipei is really built up so you can’t see the large tropical looking trees in the city except in a few parks but in the outskirts of the city and especially in places like Keelung you can really see how much wild terrain is left here. but yes back to the zoo!

I was pretty much dissappointed by the Panda’s they were REALLY boring here is what they were doing!

Rivetting!

I was very dissappointed in these panda’s. They really really let me down. but after the boring boring panda’s the fun started with the nocturnal animals. It sucked though because it was too dark to take pictures. But I have never let something like a lack of light stop me! here is a picture from the nocturnal animals exhibit.

It took about 10 shots on manual focus to get one good one haha

The zoo was great and as I said the best part were the gorilla’s! and I got a picture of them too (although it is a crappy one)

Look at him...he loves it!

But yes the Taipei Zoo (which is actually outside of Taipei) is a very nice zoo indeed. Hopefully I will get a chance to compare it to the San Diego Zoo some time (if Swine Flu allows haha). oh! one last picture!

haha. this was one of the nocturnal animals. You gotta love that one.
haha. this was one of the nocturnal animals. You gotta love that one.

In Summary, I loved that zoo, I am still pissed that there are no Red Vines in Taiwan, and I want my next pet to be a Formosa Weasel. Peace out Ya’ll.

oh and check out this link it is amazing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MorR04iLtMw. This man is my new role model. Except I am probably the only Jamaican over 18 years old that will never smoke weed.

zip it up and zip it out!

The Ranting Jamaican on Star Trek

Monday, May 18th, 2009

I am exceedingly apologetic for the long delay in writing the long anticipated second entry on this wonderful blog. My time was consumed in the search for Red Vines. It seems that in this country where everything is produced and there is a counterfeit for pretty much everything, there are no Red Vines and no Red Vines imitations. I have been subjected to the horrible punishment of not being able to enjoy red vines while I enjoy watching movies in my cinema of choice. This brings me to the topic at hand…. Star Trek.

I saw Star Trek at 3:50PM on May 8th, here in Taipei (12:50AM in the US). This was their first showing, and I must admit that when I left the theater I was somewhat dissappointed. I had been distracted by the fact that the theaters here do not sell candy (just fried Chicken and Churros. huh?) and I was not enjoying red vines. But after some contemplation I decided that except for some minor setbacks this movie is like 10 billion times better than Iron-Man (and I am pissed they got rid of Terence Howard although Don Cheadle is amazing). Although the action was somewhat distracting and pointless and really added nothing to the movie, like wtf is the point of a sword fight on top of a drilling platform? shoot the man with your phaser and get it over with.  But actually now that I am thinking about it the point of that sword fight was for us hardcore star trek fans as a throwback to that one episode where sulu went crazy with his sword. But I think they could have ffound a better way.

With the exception of what was mentioned in the preceding paragraph I friggin loved the movie. It was hilarious, it had a message, it was Star Trek. One thing that makes this Star Trek movie amazing is that it has something for everyone from the Star Trek newb to the person who has seen every single episode and happens to know Klingon. I especially loved the little add-ins that were for the hardcore fans. Although it is not as good as star Trek IV or Star Trek II it is a great addition. So if you are reading this and you haven’t fallen asleep you had best go see Star Trek this instant! Because Star Trek is way better than Star Wars and so on and so forth. so go see it!