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RJ an Obama look alike? I think not…

Monday, June 15th, 2009
Last week Friday, my girlfriend and I went to see Ghosts of Girlfriend’s past. It was a, whatever movie, it was funny and not a piece of crap but nothing worth blogging about. And I definitely don’t recommend going out of your way to see it. But on the way to the theater something interesting happened. We live within walking distance of the movie theater. As we were walking there, I noticed a man who was walking and eating something. He suddenly stopped, his eyes went wide, and he said or actually he yelled “You look-a like-a Obama!” and then he said something else loudly and incomprehensibly as we walked by.
This was so hilarious that I couldn’t really be mad but I think if it wasn’t so amazingly hilarious I would have had mixed feelings about it. For that one person reading this that does not know me, I look nothing like President Obama. I am much shorter than him, much darker than him, I had hair longer than his (I recently shaved my head), I wear glasses, I am not as super skinny as him, and I never ever wear a suit. That man saying I look like Obama was kind of like saying that all black people look alike, which is an annoyance. I don’t go up to all the Chinese girls here and say they look like Lucy Liu. But on the other hand, at least instead of being mistaken for a rapist that I look nothing like (which has happened, ridiculous! I know! This happened in the US by the way) I am being likened to the President of the United States.
Whether or not Barack Obama is a good President or not still remains to be seen but for someone to compare my appearance to that of the President of the US, no matter how unfounded is somewhat of a big deal and shows the significance of Barack Obama’s election to people around the world. Now instead of comparing African American people to whatever basketball player that they may know about, or whichever actor, or even whatever criminal, the first thing that comes to people’s minds outside of the US is president of the United States. Whether or not Barack Obama is a great president or an average one, he will, for sure, pop into people’s minds before any random American actor or criminal.
Oh, and in other interesting news there is no Chinese character or word for homosexual. Who knew! When Matthew McConaughey called someone a fag during the movie (derogatory I know sorry!) the subtitles went like this “Chinese Chinese Chinese  GAY  Chinese Chinese Chinese” haha who knew?!? No word for gay.
Peace out Ya’ll I am off to sleep.

Last week Friday, my girlfriend and I went to see Ghosts of Girlfriend’s past. It was a, whatever movie, it was funny and not a piece of crap but nothing worth blogging about. And I definitely don’t recommend going out of your way to see it. But on the way to the theater something interesting happened. We live within walking distance of the movie theater. As we were walking there, I noticed a man who was walking and eating something. He suddenly stopped, his eyes went wide, and he said or actually he yelled “You look-a like-a Obama!” and then he said something else loudly and incomprehensibly as we walked by.

This was so hilarious that I couldn’t really be mad but I think if it wasn’t so amazingly hilarious I would have had mixed feelings about it. For that one person reading this that does not know me, the Ranting Jamaican is not an Obama look alike. I am much shorter than him, much darker than him, I had hair longer than his (I recently shaved my head), I wear glasses, I am not as super skinny as him, and I never ever wear a suit. That man saying I look like Obama was kind of like saying that all black people look alike, which is an annoyance. I don’t go up to all the Chinese girls here and say they look like Lucy Liu. But on the other hand, at least instead of being mistaken for a rapist that I look nothing like (which has happened, ridiculous! I know! This happened in the US by the way) I am being likened to the President of the United States.

Whether or not Barack Obama is a good President or not still remains to be seen but for someone to compare my appearance to that of the President of the US, no matter how unfounded is somewhat of a big deal and shows the significance of Barack Obama’s election to people around the world. Now instead of comparing African American people to whatever basketball player that they may know about, or whichever actor, or even whatever criminal, the first thing that comes to people’s minds outside of the US is president of the United States. Whether or not Barack Obama is a great president or an average one, he will, for sure, pop into people’s minds before any random American actor or criminal.

Oh, and in other interesting news there is no Chinese character or word for homosexual. Who knew! When Matthew McConaughey called someone a fag during the movie (derogatory I know sorry!) the subtitles went like this “Chinese Chinese Chinese  GAY  Chinese Chinese Chinese” haha who knew?!? No word for gay. And it really was all caps in the subtitles.

Peace out My friends I am off to sleep.

RJ Misses His Car

Monday, June 15th, 2009

I don ’t think I have talked about my car on this thing yet. But boy do I miss him. And yes I did say him, because my car is a him. I have lovingly named him after my favorite character in the Transformers cartoon, Omega Supreme. Omega Supreme is pictured below.

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The first image is for a size comparison and the second is to show off Omega Supreme’s general awsomeness. Omega Supreme transforms into a friggin space ship with landing platform and everything. He is way too amazing to go into the movie due to his awsome transformation. Much like Optimus Prime’s trailer, they just had to leave him out. Anyways back to my car. My main automotive goal in life is to somehow figure out how to get this engine (1994 Integra GSR motor)

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Into this car

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The problem is not one of knowledge, ability, or even availability of tools, but more of opportunity, time-wise, and finances. Eh I hate finances. it is such a cheap goal $4000 to do the whole thing, and that is on the expensive side. But one day in the near future, after I have an MBA, know Chinese, and have a job I will accomplish my goal of dropping that bad boy (b18C) into Omega Supreme.

In my humble opinion, when taking into account all factors including design, reliability, longevity of design etc etc etc, the 1990-1993 Integras are the best cars known to man. When I get back I am going to drive mine to go buy the best phone known to man, the Palm Pre. Sheez I can’t wait until the end of August!

So in conclusion, if you don’t have a car or if you have some monstrosity like some unreliable German car with a failing electrical system or whatever else needs to be “maintained” in order to make sure you can do whatever supposedly amazing thing your car can do, you should go out and buy a 1990-1992 Acura Integra Coupe. I don’t really like the look of the sedan. But I guess the sedan is good too.

Wow that was a whole lot of pointless typing for me and reading for you. Go see Transformers on the June 24th even though Omega Supreme won’t be in it. It comes out on the June 23rd here in Taiwan so I will see it way way way before you!

Zip it up and Zip it out! Have a nice day.

RJ has The Shawshank Redemption on the Brain

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

After two hours constant meaningless repetition, trying to memorize Chinese characters, I had two things on my brain. First was a headache. The second was Movies. Since I had a headache the first thing I did was pop an Excedrin. The next thing, of course, was to go to the Internet Movie Database and wander around the site. I saw pictures of Mickey Rourke from Iron Man 2, and found out about Jada Pinkett’s new show on TNT. But then, I found myself looking at the IMDB top 250 list, located here. And boy did I get a positive surprise!

FINALLY! the Godfather is not number one on the list anymore. I am sorry but the Godfather and Godfather part II were the most boring movies I have ever watched. I would rather watch “In the Mix” with Usher and Emmanuelle Chirqi than those long, boring, and dry films. I don’t know how long ago the change happened but whenever it occurred it was long overdue. Sheez! The Shawshank Redemption is a MASTERPIECE, it is the Mona Lisa of films. I don’t know if there will ever be a better film. If any of you reading this have not seen The Shawshank Redemption I urge you, no I COMMAND YOU, to go rent it and see it immediately. You will be much better after the experience. It will probably be the best 2 hours of your life.

If you clicked on the link to IMDB’s top 250 movie’s you would find that not only does it have a 9.1 rating, it also has the most votes out of all the movies on the list! that’s saying something. More people had a strong reaction to The Shawshank Redemption than any of the other films.

You may be wondering why this is such a wonderful film, and I can’t really tell you because i don’t know. I don’t review movies for a living. But i will tell you these two things about it.

First the music is amazing, it is the most beautiful soundtrack I have EVER heard. Thomas Newman is one of the most amazing composers on the PLANET (he’s not Mozart or anything but lets face it, Mozart is dead). Remember the amazing music in WALL-E? That’s right, Thomas Newman! When you watch the movie listen in for “Brooks Was Here” you’ll know when you hear it.

Second the acting and storyline are top notch. Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman are amazing in this movie and the other actors are great too. They have that one guy from the highlander movie and the other guy that was the Sherriff on Roswell. But anyways think about this. Even though all of the main characters are criminals, somehow you are able to really sympathize and understand their points of view.

I know this blog post is 15 years late (Shawshank Redemption came out in 1994). But this is for those weirdo’s who have not yet seen the movie. You are the ones who are 15 years late! I beg you, please go see it. Maybe they will have it on Blu-ray and you can see every wrinkle on Morgan Freeman’s face.

If you don’t heed my advice and see this movie the loss is yours! peace out ya’ll!