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Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Oh lord! My brain is so tired. I spent the last two hours memorizing the Chinese characters of the children’s alphabet. I don’t remember it being this hard to learn the alphabet so I guess my age is catching up to me and half of my brain cells are dead haha.

In other news I got my Red Vines today! My girlfriend and I have eaten about 3/4ths of a pound of red vines. And you know what? It was worth all 30 dollars that it took to get them here to Taipei! At this point I have 2.25 pounds of red vines to munch on at the movies. Eh I will need them tomorrow, when I watch Ghost of Girlfriend’s past. Arrg! That is going to be a struggle.

Speaking of movies I just saw the trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Oh my lord this one looks like it will actually be good. The first one was just mildly interesting , in fact I only went because my girlfriend wanted to go. But after seeing the trailer for the second one I am actually 100% excited about seeing it. The only problem is that on November 20th my girlfriend will be in Seattle, for business school, and I will be in New York City for the same reason. Jeez I am going to feel so self conscious if I have to go see a girly movie on my own. But anyways, go to YouTube watch the New Moon trailer and you will see the most AWESOME human to werewolf transition in the history of movies and I am not exaggerating. Oh I almost forgot! You can also see Kristen Stewart’s pink thong if you have a quick eye.

The girls all say Jacob looks 10,000 times better with short hair but in my opinion he looks better as an insanely bad ass werewolf.

So the basic point of this post is as follows:

  1. My brain is tired from the first actual studying I have done since I graduated from UCLA in 2006
  2. I have my red vines (Yes! I beat the system and got 3 pounds of red vines into Taipei)
  3. Watch the trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Jesus Stephanie Myers did a shoddy job of tying the titles of her books together.
  4. My girlfriend says that Jacob looks better with hair. I think he looks better as a bad ass werewolf.

Lists make things so easy to understand. I love lists. Here is a link to a twilight new moon trailer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBF3HKzrmE

Sorry for this crappy post but my brain is not working right now. This is just a random stream of consciousness post that I will probably regret in the morning.

RJ on Terminator Salvation

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

I went into Terminator Salvation without looking at any reviews or really looking into anything that would color my opinion of the movie. I went in with extremely high expectations due to the fact that I thought that this movie was supposed to bring the Terminator franchise back from its untimely death caused by the wonderfully action packed Terminator 3 movie. And my expectations were exceeded by far.

The movie was absolutely mesmerizing. I sat down and I was so enthralled with the plot and the special effects that I didn’t even have the ability to eat the Twizzlers that I had painstakingly retrieved for this movie. I don’t even really know what to say about this movie because I feel like saying anything would be a spoiler. The story is pretty amazing, it is original while at the same time fitting in 100% with the first three movies (except for the fact that they still believe that events are set in stone and cannot be changed by time travel, which they did not believe in the first 2 movies).

There were a few minor things that were weird but they are 100% necessary for the movie to work and really who cares. If you can’t accept some scientific impossibilities you should not watch a movie where computers take over the world and spend all of their energy killing humans and the main character’s father is younger than him (I was very happy to see the Kyle Reese was played by Anton Yelchin who also played Chekov in Star Trek!).

When you watch this movie, and you will, you will notice something interesting about the movie. Even though the movie is billed as being a Christian Bale movie, it seems as though he was just there for star power. The real strength of the movie is Sam Worthington’s and Moon Bloodgood’s (because she’s hot) performances. John Connor and Kate Connor were pretty much secondary to the movie. Other than a few slips back into his Australian accent Sam Worthington’s performance was amazing. Although there is one REALLY REALLY annoying thing about his character he is still plays a convincing and important role in the story.

Finally, the ending of the movie leaves things open for a fifth Terminator movie. I hope that they can make this movie, I am not sure if it will be possible. Jeez on its opening weekend Ben Stiller’s Night at the Museum crap beat it. Come on people please go see this movie like today, really Night at the Museum?? What were you thinking. I saw Terminator Salvation and enjoyed it without even having the luxury of my red vines!

I think that people look at this movie and they try to judge it based on the previous 3 movies. The problem is that Terminator Salvation is IN the future and is a film of a completely different style that cannot even be judged next to the other three. The writers did an amazing job of creating an original story and to the director for creating a completely different feel. Great movie.

Now if only Christian Bale would stop talking in that god damn raspy voice of his the movie would have been perfect. Come on Christian Bale, I heard you cussing out that lighting guy on the set of Terminator Salvation for like 5 long minutes and there was no raspy voice! That has got to hurt your throat and it is annoying! it kind of sounds like Christian Bale is barfing out words sometimes jeez. oh well you have to forgive some things haha.

In closing I will make this bold and surprising statement. When I got up to leave the theater I turned around, looked in my girlfriend’s eyes, and said “I enjoyed that more than Star Trek.”

Peace out ya’ll. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! And see this movie!

Back in Taipei!

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

I am finally back in Taipei. I am somewhat annoyed that my Red Vines were not waiting for me. But maybe the guy downstairs has them in a drawer somewhere, One can only hope. I am so glad to be back here. Japan made me appreciate the little things that I am accustomed to a lot more.

For Example, In Japan some public restrooms do not have soap or a way of drying your hands when you are done relieving yourself. WTF is that? I say that that is very odd. If you forget to bring your own tissue to dry your hands you can get some from some random guy who gives them out as advertisements. Can you believe it? they advertise on packages of tissue paper. But anyways, since I am black I am basically up shits creek, because they will not give me any of the tissue advertisements because they think that I can’t speak or read Japanese which is a requirement for understanding that ad (and they are correct I know absolutely no Japanese, Nihongo as they call it). Oh well, such is life. So basically if you are in Japan do not use the subway restrooms because you won’t be able to wash your hands properly haha. I didn’t see any other restrooms that did not offer soap or a way to dry your hands, but our host assured us that other places like that are common in Japan, hence the tissue advertisements. I have never seen that in Taipei

Unfortunately I did not get to go see Terminator Salvation as planned but fear not! I was able to see a movie that was somewhat of a substitute! On the plane I watched Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li. This was a bad bad bad movie. But it was bad in a way that I could appreciate and laugh at so it was therefore good enough to be entertaining. I feel sorry for Kristen Kruek because she was so good in the movie and actually so was the rest of the cast, with the exception of Chris Klein, who played Charlie Nash. Jesus Chris Klein was HORRIBLE in the movie. Other than Chris Klein the movie just had a Sci-fi B movie feel because it was so low budget. But I would say if you are on a plane and you can watch it for free, then watch it because Chris Klein was so bad that I found myself trying hard not to laugh out loud on the plane. it actually makes me wonder if they made him act like an idiot on purpose so people would laugh at him.

Anyways, hopefully by the end of the day I will have seen Terminator Salvation and have gotten my red vines. Peace out ya’ll! I am out!.