RJ’s Bacon Explosion Jamaicanization + unporkification

January 2nd, 2010

 

So for my first entry of the new year I want to talk about my experience with the wonderous bacon explosion, found here. When I first looked at this, thanks to one of my former coworkers, all I thought was “omfg arterial destruction!” but then today six months later I was in the mood for one.

Unfortunately I happen to be on of those few people blessed with a pork allergy so I had to shake things up a little. On top of that I am also one of those people who do not like BBQ sauce so I had to change it up a bit more! And since I learned to cook from my Jamaican mother I just HAVE to add Walkerswood Jerk Seasoning to EVERYTHING I cook PERIOD. So my version of this explosion of bacon is a little odd. Also I am not big on measurements (blame my mother). But anyways! lets get down to it shall we?

As mentioned earlier I am allergic to pork so I used turkey products for this Bacon Explosion so here is my first step the TURKEY bacon weave!

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Next I created my own brand of Jamaicanified Sausage meat. in order to do this I used:

3/4ths pound of ground turkey
1/2 tablespoon of Walkerswood Jerk Seasoning
Some Powdered Garlic
Some Ground Black Pepper
Some Paprika
Some Basil
half a teaspoon of salt (I am not big on salt and half a teaspoon was a bit much)
VERY little Cumin

then I stirred it up and there you have it

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Next fried some turkey bacon. In hindsight I should have fried more AND I should not have cut up the turkey bacon before I sliced it. Oh well live and learn

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After the frying came time for my wonderful BBQ rub substitute. here it is

1/2 teaspoon Walkerswood Jerk Seasoning
Some Garlic Powder
Some sweet red wine (I used Imperial Red from San Antonio Winery)
Some Paprika
Some Basil
Some Ground Black Pepper
And about 1 tablespoon of Soy Sauce

I then  spread this stuff out over my bacon weave mmm mmm good!

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Next I spread out my home made turkey Sausage meat over the turkey Bacon Weave

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Then put my fried  bacon over it. Hmm, I REALLY should have fried more.

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Then Rolled it up!

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Then rolled up the turkey bacon weave!

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And wrapped it in Aluminum Foil. I wrapped it in Aluminum foil out of habit. I don’t think it is necessary or even advised but I did it.

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Next I Shoved it in the oven at 225 degrees. After about 1.5 hours I took it out of the aluminum foil and let it brown for a while (30 minutes or so).

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Since I could not figure out what to put on the outside here is the finished product!

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Here is the mess!

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And here is the first cut.

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I really liked it haha but try it at your own risk! I will not be responsible for anyone getting high blood pressure or anything like that!

This is for all those people who can’t eat pork for whatever reason but still want to get a taste of the bacon explosion. If you make it enjoy!

Peace!

RJ on Twilight Saga:New Moon

November 27th, 2009

So yesterday I watched Twilight: New Moon. From the previews I thought this movie was going to be bad ass and full of crazy werewolf action. But no! The one scene that they could have shown that would have been amazing, death of Laurent, was not even included. Eh.

This movie like the first one was a large amount of awkward teeny romance drawn out over 2 hours. I must admit that what little werewolf action there was was friggin amazing, not craptastic like Blood & Chocolate (Blood & Chocolate was crap by the way). The human to werewolf transition was quite frankly amazing.

If there were no werewolves in this movie I probably would have stuck a pen in my neck to stop the pain.  But since the werewolves were VERY well done I give it 6 out of 10 stars, with 4 of the stars attributed to the werewolves, 2 stars attributed to the tense vulturi scene, and 1 star to the movie in general.

All in all I would say that it is worth seeing if you can suffer through the intense teeny romance.

Oh and the cornbread turkey filling that I had with the Jerk Turkey was amazing!

Peace.

RJ on Ninja Assasins

November 27th, 2009

This is one time where I 100% agree with the critics. sheez man Ninja Assasins gets .5 stars out of 10. It was BAD.

The first scene of the movie opened up with some stupid scene in a laundramat and ended with loads of fake blood oozing out of a washing machine (pun intended). gah! and the rest of the movie was made up of really dark fight scenes where you couldn’t see anything except bodies getting cut in half or legs getting cut off or random appendages getting sliced off in one fell swoop.

Eh this movie was junk I 100% recommend that you do not see it. If you still decide to see it then I am sure I will have big fat I told you so as soon as your done watching it.

Oh and Jerk Turkey for thanksgiving was amazing!

Peace out!