Today Was a Good Day

May 30th, 2009

  So my last entry was about a bad day in Japan. Today was a very good day. We went around with our friend who speaks Japanese. he is still a gaijin (foreigner) like us but he knows quite a bit of Nihongo(Japanese). Our friend actually went to college with us. But anyways it was such a good day that as I write this I am still drunk! hehe that’s ALWAYS fun.

Today we went to the Gumyoji Market. Once again it was just like a day market in Taiwan but I was able to buy some authentic Japanese green tea, something I could not get in Taiwan. But even before we went to the Gumyoji Market we went to a Japanese restaurant that served Chicken cutlet with cheese. This place was interesting because they actually fried the cheese into the chicken. So on the surface it looked like plain old chicken cutlet but it actually had melted cheese on top of the chicken but under the batter. This was somewhat cool, but once the novelty wore off it was pretty much chicken cutlet with cheese. So if you are someone who loves chicken cutlet then you would love this crap. I, on the other hand, do not like chicken cutlet so it was not that great.

Later on we went to a better Japanese Sushi place than the one that my girlfriend and I attended in Yokohama. It was good but it was nowhere near as good as what we could get for the same price or less in Taiwan. And I know, this place ONLY served sushi so I was forced to eat raw fish for din din, how fun…

After dinner was when I got drunk. It is a place called Rex Bar in the suburbs of Yokohama. It is probably a 5 minute walk from the subway station. The owner actually let my girlfriend go behind the bar and make 5 AMF’s (Adios MotherF*****s) and then later he let her make 3 Hawaiian Ice Teas. It was a really cool experience. The fun part and the most painful part was this…

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The answer is yes. That does say Blair’s After Death Sauce. It is probably the second hottest substance on the planet. Guinness Book of World Records says it is the hottest sauce in the world but I beg to differ. The special hot sauce at Don Antonio’s was way worse in my opinion. But still, I was sucking on ice cubes for about 30 minutes after I put a large amount on a tortilla chip. This sauce is something that should not be taken lightly. It is actually sold in the United States, so it is kind of odd that I would discover it in Japan but whatever the world is an odd place.

After we finished eating chips with this death sauce it was way after the last train. We walked from the Gumyoji Subway stop back to my friend’s apartment. It was a hour long walk haha. Luckily in Japan there is no law against public drunkeness because I was obviously drunk and so was our friend. And the funniest thing is that we, 3 obviously drunk people, walked right by a police officer and he thought nothing of it! Another crazy thing is that 2:00AM is not the last call here. Bars stay open until friggin 5:00AM! so us leaving at 2:00AM was actually early for a Saturday night haha. Basically bars here stay open until first train which is at 5:00AM, what a wonderful system.

Tokyo… Eh…

May 29th, 2009

The Day before yesterday was quite possibly the worst day of my travels so far. Jesus it was horrible.

So we decided to go to Tokyo to see Akihabara, the Imperial Gardens and some outdoor shopping place with a name that I could never hope to remember. Getting there was OK I guess but the problem was that it was friggin raining so I couldn’t really take that many pictures. So now I have nothing to really show for my day spent in Tokyo except for a few pictures of the Imperial Garden in Tokyo.

The Imperial Garden was so underwhelming that I will not even subject you to looking at pictures of huge lawns. And then I lost all interest in taking pictures when I saw a bunch of weeds growing in the garden. I would have thought that since this was the Emperor’s garden that it would be the best damn garden in Japan but nope there were friggin weeds! eh.

Next we decided to walk to Akihabara. it was about a mile and a half. We wanted to, you know, experience some of the city. So we walked the mile and a half and then we got to Akihabara. Everything looked great but it was pouring rain so no pictures. There were two things for me in Akihabara.

The first was I got to see two all-in-one PC’s that are nowhere to be found in the US and are quite amazing. These are the NEC Valuestar and the Fujitsu something or another. The Fujitsu was OK but the NEC Valuestar was amazing. If that thing was in the US I would never have gotten an iMac.

The second interesting thing was when my girlfriend and I accidentally walked into an anime porn rental store or maybe they were selling the crap. Either way it was horribly labeled in bright colors and connected to a vintage video games store. I went up to the second level hoping to find Chrono Cross (a 9 year old PlayStation game), but no I was assaulted by anime porn. Wonderful. I should have known when I saw a friggin poster with some girl in a uniform with her underwear half off. Eh oh well. The strange thing is that the place was labeled PC/DVD how the hell was i supposed to know what it was? eh, oh well that’s Japan.

Then we went to that outdoor market, in the rain. It would have been really nice if it wasn’t pouring rain. It was just like a Taiwan day market except everything was double or triple the price and it was cleaner. hmm where have I said that before? eh whatever

Now here is the friggin horrible part of the trip. We decided to head back at a time when it was the rush hour. Usually rush hour is busy but this was three thousand time worse. I spent most of the trip with a fat man’s ass in my crotch it was……wonderful…… I thought I had experienced rush hour when I was in Taipei but this was different. the train was already packed when we left Ueno station. When we got to Kawasaki it was packed and like 30 people left the train car and then maybe 50 got on. At this point the people at the door had to push back with all their might so that they could fit behind the door to let it close (this was how the fat man’s ass got mashed into me). And then when the doors close the people let go and their faces were mashed up against the glass on the door. So this was horrible because the stops were so friggin far apart. So I had a fat man’s ass in my crotch for about 20 minutes.

Then! after all this crap we decided to get Sushi at the Yokohama station (my girlfriend had sushi). And it sucked! can you believe it? Crappy sushi in Japan, where Sushi originated. The sushi was cut wrong, it was very thick and had a crapload of wasabi under the fish. so that was bad. I had eel with rice and that was passable. I would expect Japanese Japanese food to be better than what we get in the US but nope so far it was not been. I will see tonight when we go to another place tonight. But this is like getting bad buffalo wings in Buffalo New York, oh wait I have had bad Buffalo wings in Buffalo.

So yeah worst traveling day ever. If you are ever in Japan do not ride the subway between like 4:30PM and 6:30PM. jeez worst day ever……

Tokyo Disney Sea

May 27th, 2009

Yesterday I went to Tokyo Disney Sea. We were going to go to Tokyo Disneyland also but since it is the same as the Disneyland in Anaheim we decided against it.

I never thought I would be saying this about anything Disney related but I really liked it. The basic idea is that instead of different “lands” there are different ports, harbors, and Islands. Most of the ports correspond to different Disney stories like Mermaid Lagoon. Mermaid Lagoon, of course, is a port that brings things from the little mermaid to life. Personally I thought Mermaid Lagoon was quite stupid but I do have some pictures.

When you first get into Disney Sea you see this dumb looking globe and if you are like me you are probably thinking “this is wack!”

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but then you get to see this!

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And then I started thinking “wow this place is actually very nice.”

The reason why I stated that Mermaid Lagoon was stupid is because it was made exclusively for people aged 11 and younger. Since I am not 11 or younger it was stupid for me. But here are some pictures anyways.

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That was the Mermaid Lagoon from outside and then two pictures of Ariel’s Grotto which is in Mermaid Lagoon. When I channeled my inner 11 year old I decided that this was actually pretty cool.

We only went on three rides, Indiana Jones, Journey to the center of the Earth, and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. But for me Disney Sea was not about the rides. I was perfectly content to just walk through the park and look at all the things that Disney took the time to construct.

After we walked around Disney Sea we took the monorail back to Ikspiari which is Tokyo Disney’s shopping area. It is a really nice mall with every kind of shop and food you can imagine.

Tokyo Disney was cool, the only crappy part was the fact that they didn’t have red vines either! arrg I give up no Red Vines for me unless I order them from Ebay. There should be a small gallery attached to this (not sure because I am a WordPress newb haha) so take a look! peace out!