Stupid TV

February 28th, 2011

it is quite ridiculous that online views do not count for as much as traditional television views of TV shows where ratings are concerned.

Television shows are made or killed by the amount of money that they can bring in for advertising compared to the production costs this is a fact. It is my opinion that advertising for online views is MUCH higher quality than advertising on traditional television.

From a marketing standpoint television advertising is very messy and wasteful. On the other hand online advertising is quite precise and clean. Why? because online advertising can be specifically targeted there is significantly less control when dealing with traditional television advertising. For example, if I am Budweiser I could conceivably go to an ad network and say I want to advertise on the TV show castle, to people in Seattle Washington who have browsed for items indicating that they will have a keg party in the previous 10 days. Then after my advertisement period is over I can go back to that ad network and ask how many people saw my ad (impressions), How many people clicked on my ad, how many people moused over my ad and god knows what else. Then compare that information to their sales figures to figure out impact. Online advertising gives the advertiser more control and knowledge.

In my experience knowledge + control = power. And power is VERY expensive. So if I am correct there should be more value in advertising that comes with Online television and it should, therefore, be more expensive. If that is the case then I cannot understand how shows with a healthy fan base on Hulu or on the shows websites can get cancelled.

Eh… Perhaps the industry just isn’t there yet. So Sad. I guess we will never see Firefly, Defying Gravity, Sarah Connor Chronicles, Stargate Universe or Caprica ever again.

gah the cancellation of Stargate Universe REALLY hurt my heart…

Chicken Sausage

February 27th, 2011

You know what I’ve never heard? I’ve never heard of anyone saying “You know, I hate sausage, I am really in the mood for some CHICKEN Sausage.”

So I am left to think that the real market, or at least a large portion of it,  for Chicken Sausage are those people who for one reason or another either can’t eat or choose not to eat pork.

I am one of those people. But guess what? we still cannot eat Chicken Sausage. Why do you ask? Because this Chicken Sausage, in almost all cases, has a pork casing.

this pork casing is made out of, you guessed it, pork! So since I am allergic to pork I cannot eat Chicken Sausage.

Gah the Chicken Sausage should really be labelled “Chicken Sausage with Pork on the outside.”

In my humble opinion Chicken Sausage is a good idea executed badly.  And no I have no idea what to use as a case for these sausages. That’s someone else’s job!

hmm…

February 14th, 2011

Loop within a conditional inside of a loop inside of another loop inside of 2 conditionals inside of one loop that is all inside of one huuuuuge conditional. I think I am doing something wrong……